N. Korea Claims To Have Discovered Unicorns (Seriously) ][ Kim Jong-Unicorn? #rsrh


“The North Korean media out said the unicorn’s lair was discovered “200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words ‘Unicorn Lair’ stands in front of the lair.”

“And, as we all know, if the words “Unicorn Lair” are written on a rock somewhere, then there’s no way you can doubt that. That’s just science.

“The KCNA maintained that the discovery of the unicorn’s lair “proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as [the] Koguryo Kingdom,” apparently giving North Korea an even greater sense of manufactured legitimacy over South Korea. “

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3 Responses to N. Korea Claims To Have Discovered Unicorns (Seriously) ][ Kim Jong-Unicorn? #rsrh

  1. All it proves is that Obama was there at some point.

  2. Steve Maley says:

    Under a triple rainbow, no doubt…

  3. Pingback: Moe Lane » King Kim Jong Un discovers ancient dynastic ancestor’s unicorn lair.

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