The zookeepers must have cringed in fear that the baboons might fling shit at Pudgy Leader, and thus earn 25 years in the Gulag. For the zookeepers, not the baboons.
The Pyongyang Zoo has one thing in common with the Mangyongdae Fun Fair: an utter lack of normal patrons.
That was one thing that was remarkable about the amusement park story — KJU was picking weeds from between the paving stones. That’s not a problem at, say, Disneyworld or Six Flags. Or Pegleg Pete’s Goofy Golf in Gulf Shores, AL, for that matter.